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Johnny Don't Skate / Student: Kevin January 29, 2003
 
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Once upon an Art Dream or maybe twice there was a huge competition. The best skaters in the world got together. There was this person who wasn't any good he could barely stand on a board and he lied to get in the competition. They were all after on thing--A HUGE CASH PRIZE!

"Here we are in the beautiful Orange County for the first or second Annual Skate Off!" said the announcer. "The best skaters in the world have gathered together for the $1,000,000 cash prize. In the attendance we have Johnny Knoxville, Bill Pepper, Rodney Mullen, Bob Burnquist, Buckey Lasek and Kevin Horton! Many people have come to cheer on their favorites. The skaters will have to tackle a complicated obstacle course and fine the money somewhere in there."

"The contest begins and Bill is off to a horrible start. He managed to get himself stuck 3 feet from the start! Rodney Mullen is rusty sliding towards a brick wall! Bob is just behind him and the devil jumps out in front of him. Buckey is doing a 5-0 across the scallop right into the same brick wall that Rodney is headed into! Kevin is making a mad dash for the money and Johnny is right behind him! Now Johnny Knoxville is down, folks, Johnny don't skate! Kevin Horton retrieves the money after a huge 5-0 across the curve!" And so the contest is over and Kevin Horton emerges with the $1,000,000 prize!!!